FartBucks
A form of currency, obtained by farting. Currently not backed by precious metals, but may be backed by shit soon. To combat inflation, every fart that wishes to be converted, must: ā¢Be above 47 decibels ā¢Leave a stench (stinkier my accumulate interest) ā¢Last at least 0.35 seconds (farts above 1 sec may accumulate interest) Farts can be judged by a certified Federal Fart Inspector or 5 males within your vicinity that can collectively decide your fartās value. FartBucks currently are valued along with shitcoin, but nothing can currently be purchased with these FartBucks as our FartBank project was declined by numerous state and city governments. Uses the š symbol for currency.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!
Perfect gift for my gf
Looks great! Came quick
Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid
Love it
Too inappropriate
epic
Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
i am literally shitting literal bricks please help my asshole is on fire
Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
The description of a person by their names is the realest Iāve ever come across
It was a really good hoe mug!!!!!
Exactly what I was hoping for! Great product
Looks great and quick delivery
very good quality, wasnāt broken or anything and was a good gag gift !
It was a surprise gift for someone and she absolutely loved it!
Imagine not buying one of these. š¤¢šš¤”= non-buyer. Couldn't be me. š
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