fart
A fart is when a guy lets out methane from his ass hole/bum bum hole. You may fart as you do a number 2, just embrace this pleasure. Guys like to show of infront of their mates when farting. If you've never laughed at a fart your boring and haven't lived. If your farts stink you can loose friends however if they're loud with great sound effects you can be appreciated by other guys especially immature drunk guys. Ladies usually go to the toilet or the woods to fart, they like to do this to give the impression they don't fart but guys know the truth! Often many women will gather in woods and toilets just to let out their methane. A mans dream is a good looking, rich women who lets her wind break free wherever they may be. If a guy farts in bed your women might slap you with a wet fish however secretly she loves it. Fart smells can range from cheesy wotsit crisps to eggs. From a shit farm to flowers. Sometimes if you produce a wet, sloppy fart you can follow through, talking from experience it's not big or clever. If this happens just ask your mum to be brave and wash them for you, you may need to get your wallet out at this point. If you have baked beans the following day/night you could enjoy a nice bubble bath. This is so much fun.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
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