farmville
The absolute worst, most unappealing, downright stupid, idiotic, mind numbing, horrendous, dick-limping, vagina-drying, waste of time humanly possible. This sad excuse for an online game represents how far mankind has fallen, and shows just how severe peoples dumbness can be. How someone can find such a chore like FARMING so entertaining is laughable. So many lives are wasted everyday when people go and play this shit stained program on their facebook profiles. Some even have the audacity to speak of this wretched atrocity, gloating about how useless they are and how great their farm looks. This ends up disturbing the lives of the majority of the population who actually matter (the people who dont play farmville). Farmville is the kind of bad habit that can destroy life-long friendships or end a marriage, the hate inducing game is so downright awful, people go so far as to plot the murder of those who play it, which is understandable. When it comes to the future of the human race, all the addicts who believe there are part of something popular when playing farmshit, will hopefully be killed off by natural selection. While the rest of the people in the world, who deserve to live, are out living their lives continue to procreate, all of the inept addicts who are busy locked up by their computers playing farmfuck will slowly make the world a better place, right before they get to harvest that last goddamn crop, by dying.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I don’t really want to by it but I do like that you can customize it Also I do find find funny nearly all the one star reviews are people say “I want the mug for free”
i love this mug its not a mistake ITS A MASTERPIECE
I love the cup and I’m certain I’ll be checking with you guys in the future..
fuck you and your mugs give me a shirt or ill shit on you
The snarky message on the mug always gets big laughs from guests so I'm now using it as my go-to bourbon glass
fuck ur mugs i want one for free
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nice.
I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !
my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.
Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting
You should get the penis mug. It's pretty elite - Elongated Muskrat

Loved how fast this arrived! Fun blast from the past... Dana Hills Dolphins!
its an alright mug. its moderate. mid. not the best. not the worst. pretty normal. if it was the weather it would be 50 degrees F. something so unexperiencing and experiencing at the same time. if it was on a number line, it would be in the center. i rate it a 5/10.
Give me the mug

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Best mug ever!
Jana loves her mug. Drinks from it everyday and counites to inspire her. Thank you so much for this gift
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