Falkirk
A Dead town which sucks the life out of it's inhabitants and anyone within a 500-mile radius. Over the years, Falkirk has been dominated by fat bisexual tramps who proclaim themselves as 'emos'. These creatures have invaded the town's bandstand although are easily repelled by a shiny adidas logo or two. After several one-night stands with equally bedgraggled towns such as Cumbernauld and Livingstone, Falkirk has even given birth to 10 Children referred to as 'Bonnybridge', 'Grangemouth', 'Camelon', 'Larbert', 'Stenhousemuir', 'The Braes', 'Bainsford', 'The Bogue' and 'Bo'ness'. But we don't talk about Bo'ness. They eat their children there. The town's last scummy residents, are the pensioners. They may be found standing in ASDA on a snowy day, staring at the empty shelves and then harassing passers by. If you see a Falkirk Pensioner, Bag It, Bin it, and then pour petrol in the bin and set it alight. Falkirk is Shite. End of.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid
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as a fan of non-Z-generation-UD (since 2000 more or less) , especially of old-school definitions ("phat!") (as Nick, the more time passes by, the more I reach my inner age = 75 XD) , I totally appreciated the delivery in time for Christmas! (whispering) Perhaps printing quality in the Spain printing company is not as good as in the US, but - hey! - I got it before Christmas as a gift for my thank-God-non-Gen-Z-sister! ;) hugs from the eighties, and from Italy, and thanks! Mario
This is SO cool. Morning coffee will always memorialize my new addition to the English lexicon.
Too inappropriate
Item came at appropriate time in good condition.
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Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
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Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
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so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.
Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!
The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across
Mug looks great and everything is spelled correctly.
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