Faggy Fag King
A man who has exceeded the natural laws of fagasity and has attained the rank of 'faggy fag king'. A faggy fag king is a beacon of intense faghood that can be seen from miles away due to their intense aura of liquid bullshit and the sound of Lady Ga Ga's monotone shit streaming of a speaker attached to a thing that can only be called the fagmobile or as many ancient cultures called it the "The unholy steed of the end". It is said that if one was ever to meet a fag king they should divert their gaze, lest they too be drawn into the orbit of the King and join his faggy entourage, i.e P.Diddy,R.kelly and any other so called star with a legion of unholy lobotomised fag zombies trailing them.In conclusion, a Faggy Fag king is a being of such awesome power that their very existence is a danger to all humans everywhere drawing beings into his destructive entourage like a black hole drawing in the very light of the universe into oblivion.This word can be used as an insult only when not in the presence of a FFK, if an FFK were to know that a human acknowledges their power it would unravel the very universe and change the constants of space an time resulting in an epic cluster-fuck that would lead to the end of the universe as we know it.
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I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
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this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
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This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
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