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A woman or a girl who maintains a profile on Facebook or any other social networking website with the sole porpoise of attracting male attention. It is easy to recognize them by their slutty pictures. Nearly all pictures they have will feature themselves, either with underwear, or make up and hair-do obviously only made for the photo. They will nearly always include some (semi) professional pictures of themselves, probably made for a modeling portfolio that never got them a job. Some of the pictures will show them posing in hot pants at hom in front of the radiator and the tucky curtain. Their pictures will consequently attract heaps of comments from wanking strangers like "wowwwwwwwwwwwwww sexy". Most of their contacts are males that they have never met. To make sure people will only care about their looks they usually fill their details with empty bullshit that tries to appear sweet instead of displaying any sort of personality, even attempting to look even more dumb than they actually are by putting "hahahaha" as their favorite book. They would do virtually everything to appear to be the cheapest easiest whore on earth just to get as many men hit on them as possible, so they can think they really are hot and be happy with themselves. Usually this is all what they want, and avoid taking anything with a man any further than flirting and letting him admire them. Just watch: they will never have a wall post from any of her hundreds of male friends that refers to any shared experience. Becase she never meets them.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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Laisne H. Nov 15
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My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?

beth starboard Nov 15

Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!

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Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.

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I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG

Aaron Nov 11

The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday

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it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars

Declan K. Nov 10

Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.

Karen Peltier Nov 9

My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!

Donna P. Nov 8
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Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!

Denise N. Nov 8
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Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again

P P. Nov 8
Review by Doug S.

First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!

Doug S. Nov 8
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This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .

Dian L. Nov 8
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The mug I ordered was exactly as described on the site. The shipping was fast as well. I will buy from these people again.

Dominic C. Nov 8
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Cute mug, arrived promptly in great condition. I like how you can choose background color & change wording. Will feel cheerful when drinking my coffee in this :)

Patrice S. Nov 7
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Heavenly Mug This mug has been sent from the heavens. I'm too broke to buy it. But one day... I will. I will be mugged, dammit!

Andrea Nov 6

Why am I here? I don't know how I got here, but I can't stop writing weird things on the cup...😅 Help me. I have a test to study for. A family. Also, if I wasn't broke I would buy 10,000 of these mugs. They look highly entertaining. Love this website, and I probably will fail the test. 🙃

Lily Nov 6

I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.

Bryan C. Nov 4
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Item came on time as promised

Rite A. Nov 4
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Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!

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