Fabio
An Italian man with lots of spice and flavor. A Fabio will talk and eat with his hands- especially if he has access to pizza or frozen Pineapple (a Fabio would never pair pizza and pineapple together-he’s not a monster)A Fabio will have piercing-blue eyes. Looking into the eyes of a Fabio can be very dangerous-a chemical called phenylethylamine will produce in your body, causing you to do/say crazy things. A Fabio will have the voice of an angel and be damn good with his fingers. A Fabio will have an infectious personality that will always leave you with wanting more. A Fabio will be ambitious/goal-oriented (he will probably use lists to organize and plan out his life). A Fabio will not settle, when it comes to finding a match. He will think that he needs multiple lovers, but really he is currently with the one he plans to spend his life with (that’s right ladies- a Fabio has already found his soul mate). A Fabio will make you laugh, cry, and scream - all at the same time. A Fabio will own cats (more than two) because he is the ultimate CAT-DADDY. A Fabio’s dream will to be to rescue animals or become a famous musician. Meeting a Fabio will change your life-for the better. He will make you feel whole, push you to be stronger, more secure, and independent. Don’t party with a Fabio unless you plan on drinking a lots of Mescal, talking beautiful nonsense for three days, and forgetting to sleep and eat. Find your Fabio!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I bought two mugs as gifts for coworkers and they were very pleased. The print was clear and concise. Hopefully they last a long time.
Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)
Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.
BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.
Just what I expected! Thank you!
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
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