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1. 2003 Shakeup In the Spring of 2003, three students were caught coming back to campus intoxicated and high during a routine lunch break. Former headmaster Hurlbutt demanded that the students be thrown out due to their breaking of the rules and violating Quaker code. This was not the case, however, as some of the students had parents on the Board of Trustees and were ultimately given a 'pardoning'- meaning, suspension till graduation, but would still graduate. This is true for only two of the students, as the third lied about smoking marijuana and had to leave the school. The Board then took action on the Headmaster and decided that his usefulness as a tough, but lovable administrator was finished, so they fired him. They brought in as a temporary replacement, Mr. Elkridge, a man of great vision, but was disliked by the Board as well. Finally, after an intense and detailed search they finally decided to give the job to Willie, due to his corny speech skills and his hollowness that makes him almost like a puppet to the Board. He is still headmaster at this institution and in addition to his tenure there has been an exodus of great teachers and a massive influx of out of college teachers with little to no regard to its students and successfully tries its best to hamper students from getting into universities its deserves. This, as well as its tuition growing at an exponential rate and its ever certain ties to Haliburton and al-Queda terrorist groups give many people uncertainty as to what will become of such a prestigious school. 2. School founded in 1876 by Quaker Gideon Frost under the name 'Friends College'. Name was changed in the 1890s to reflect colleges for what they are, as this one is not. Is known today as one of the most prestigious schools on Long Island and is a direct rival to Portledge. Tuition rates are through the roof, corruption is rampant and the school has no regard for its student body, only its insatiable thirst for money to line its pockets. Many families are members of the board of trustees and will do anything and everything in its power to make sure the school runs at their will and can silence anyone through extralegal means.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The day this mug entered my life, my depression was cured, I won the lottery, my dad came back from the dead, and my mum started loving me, motto beg but if you rub the mug 3 times a genie WIll grant you 69 wishes (I wished for more mugs 69 times)
Gift for my niece. She loves it.
I don’t really want to by it but I do like that you can customize it Also I do find find funny nearly all the one star reviews are people say “I want the mug for free”
i tried to break this shit mug but died got reincarnated came back to life and this shitty mug was still there
How many ounces does it hold? I don’t know ask him. HIM!HIM! Fuck him! It’s catchy
Great experience with the Urban Dictionary and ordering my mug. Any concerns that were related to them were received promptly. Overall, it was a great experience
i love this mug its not a mistake ITS A MASTERPIECE
Describes my classmate in school, perfect
I love the cup and I’m certain I’ll be checking with you guys in the future..
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Love love love it! Customer service gave me a coupon, let me know that I had to revise the definition when too long, and overall super helpful.
Nice Mug my second Mug. A little staining or photo graphic stain on the side of the cup and shown in the picture. As a result I cannot give a 5 Star Review.
The snarky message on the mug always gets big laughs from guests so I'm now using it as my go-to bourbon glass
Love the coffee mug. Would have been nice to see who had the word accepted into Urban Dictionary printed on the bottom of the mug. As I was the one. "Dusty Dawg" Other than that I love.
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This mug, much like a cursed relic unearthed from the depths of despair, embodies a cacophony of design flaws and manufacturing mishaps that make one wonder if it was birthed from the darkest corners of incompetence itself. From its deceptively promising exterior, which boasts a color scheme akin to a bruised banana left out in the sun for too long, to its handle that feels more like a medieval torture device designed to punish the unsuspecting hand that dares to grasp it, every aspect of this mug screams "regret." Its material, a sinister amalgamation of recycled nightmares and shattered dreams, leeches a flavor reminiscent of stale coffee mixed with the tears of disappointed souls into whatever liquid unfortunate enough to be poured within its cursed confines. The rim, jagged and uneven like the edge of a poorly forged blade, guarantees that each sip is a perilous journey fraught with the risk of lip lacerations and existential dread. And let us not forget the bottom of this vessel, where the manufacturer's logo is stamped with all the subtlety of a scarlet letter, branding the user as a victim of their own poor purchasing decisions for all eternity. Indeed, this mug serves as a stark reminder that sometimes, in the vast expanse of consumer goods, there exists a dark abyss where quality and utility fear to tread, leaving only disappointment and regret in their wake.
I think it’s funny and the quality is really good. Shipping was pretty fast too.
Arrived exactly on time( as projected) ;( beautiful blue color 💙 as specified) loving it ! ❤️
Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.
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