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1. 2003 Shakeup In the Spring of 2003, three students were caught coming back to campus intoxicated and high during a routine lunch break. Former headmaster Hurlbutt demanded that the students be thrown out due to their breaking of the rules and violating Quaker code. This was not the case, however, as some of the students had parents on the Board of Trustees and were ultimately given a 'pardoning'- meaning, suspension till graduation, but would still graduate. This is true for only two of the students, as the third lied about smoking marijuana and had to leave the school. The Board then took action on the Headmaster and decided that his usefulness as a tough, but lovable administrator was finished, so they fired him. They brought in as a temporary replacement, Mr. Elkridge, a man of great vision, but was disliked by the Board as well. Finally, after an intense and detailed search they finally decided to give the job to Willie, due to his corny speech skills and his hollowness that makes him almost like a puppet to the Board. He is still headmaster at this institution and in addition to his tenure there has been an exodus of great teachers and a massive influx of out of college teachers with little to no regard to its students and successfully tries its best to hamper students from getting into universities its deserves. This, as well as its tuition growing at an exponential rate and its ever certain ties to Haliburton and al-Queda terrorist groups give many people uncertainty as to what will become of such a prestigious school. 2. School founded in 1876 by Quaker Gideon Frost under the name 'Friends College'. Name was changed in the 1890s to reflect colleges for what they are, as this one is not. Is known today as one of the most prestigious schools on Long Island and is a direct rival to Portledge. Tuition rates are through the roof, corruption is rampant and the school has no regard for its student body, only its insatiable thirst for money to line its pockets. Many families are members of the board of trustees and will do anything and everything in its power to make sure the school runs at their will and can silence anyone through extralegal means.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

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