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1. 2003 Shakeup In the Spring of 2003, three students were caught coming back to campus intoxicated and high during a routine lunch break. Former headmaster Hurlbutt demanded that the students be thrown out due to their breaking of the rules and violating Quaker code. This was not the case, however, as some of the students had parents on the Board of Trustees and were ultimately given a 'pardoning'- meaning, suspension till graduation, but would still graduate. This is true for only two of the students, as the third lied about smoking marijuana and had to leave the school. The Board then took action on the Headmaster and decided that his usefulness as a tough, but lovable administrator was finished, so they fired him. They brought in as a temporary replacement, Mr. Elkridge, a man of great vision, but was disliked by the Board as well. Finally, after an intense and detailed search they finally decided to give the job to Willie, due to his corny speech skills and his hollowness that makes him almost like a puppet to the Board. He is still headmaster at this institution and in addition to his tenure there has been an exodus of great teachers and a massive influx of out of college teachers with little to no regard to its students and successfully tries its best to hamper students from getting into universities its deserves. This, as well as its tuition growing at an exponential rate and its ever certain ties to Haliburton and al-Queda terrorist groups give many people uncertainty as to what will become of such a prestigious school. 2. School founded in 1876 by Quaker Gideon Frost under the name 'Friends College'. Name was changed in the 1890s to reflect colleges for what they are, as this one is not. Is known today as one of the most prestigious schools on Long Island and is a direct rival to Portledge. Tuition rates are through the roof, corruption is rampant and the school has no regard for its student body, only its insatiable thirst for money to line its pockets. Many families are members of the board of trustees and will do anything and everything in its power to make sure the school runs at their will and can silence anyone through extralegal means.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I was walking to my annual palate's class and some asked me “what colors your Bugatti” I looked this up in confusion and came across this wonderful mug🥰. Best decision I’ve made since divorcing my husband Harold. I now have a black Bugatti.
its been a hard year for a lot of us with covid and divorces and honestly its just been a lot for me. I recently went through a breakup with Greyson and i was looking for a gift to get myelf to cheer me up. Thats when i stumbled on this beauty. Its sleek and modern design is just fabulous. It just what I needed to get through the year. Thank you James!!!
After my divorce i hardly found anything to get me through the day. I was looking to buy some used socks on the internet for the thrill but i bumped into a website made my young adults. I had such a hard time understanding their slang that I almost busted into tears. In the hopes of not being scammed, I decided to Google every single word that I couldn’t quite put my finger on. After surfing through urban dictionary, it didn’t take long enough for me to fall in love with the entire concept and spend more than 90% of my day-to-day life on the website. From dirty words to actual explanations urban dictionary, made me complete and almost made me forget about my divorce. Fuck you, Susan, urban dictionary took your place. Suck on my educated toes. I bet you don’t know what a reckwhore means. LG Benjamin 10/10
LOVE THE MUG MY ONLY COMPLAINT IS THERE IS A TYPO ON IT . IT SAYS ...An insult hurled at a fat "dunk" woman by a redneck drunk man on an episode of Jail. SHOULDNT IT SAY.........An insult hurled at a fat "drunk" woman by a redneck drunk man on an episode of Jail. ??
I use it every morning. It's my favorite.
Bought this for my boss and now I'm part of the unemployment statistic, cool mug tho!
Cute, simple, as advertised.
My great great great great great uncle’s dog’s daughter’s owner’s sister loved this mug. Must recomend!!!
Got this for my dog
As a Jolology major, I love my new mug!
It was for a friends 70th b-day. When we order it, it was going to come 2 day after the party. But we were so excited it came 3 days before his party. It was a big hit. Thank you.
I gave it as a gift and the recipient loved it. No indication where it was made, so maybe USA? That would be really nice, if so.
I appreciated the email asking if the content was correct. Excellent quality and attention to detail. Thank you!
its an incredible mug! i would recommend purchasing this awesome product!
Damonism and #Stolen Valor Coffee Mug These coffee mugs are rugged, solid, high quality and keep the liquids hotter, longer. The definitions of both mugs are spot-on! I will definitely by more. Great work Urban Dictionary!
why is this a real thing? AND YA'LL ACTING LIKE IT'S NORMAL!?
I really like the mug, but I thought I had ordered the all pink one. What came was a white with a block of pink with "Fubar" written on it.
the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"
Its.. omg, its............. AMAZING AMAZING OMG ITS SOOO GOOD
A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
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