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Normally, a small pill that can come in many colors but usually white. They have different logos on them such as hearts, cupids, x, happy faces...etc. There are a few ways to take them. You can chop it up and snort it, but it hurts like a bitch. You can swallow it, which makes it take a little longer to start to feel it. You can chomp it. It taste awful but it starts sooner. Or you can stick it up your bum. Personally, I like to chomp one and swallow another. That way I feel it quick but let the other roll in slow and it's not TOO intense. It takes 20 minutes-1 hour to kick in. The first time I did it I swallowed them and it took about 45 minutes to hit me. It may last from 3 to 9 hours...depending on the amount you've taken and the content of the pill. You get dehydrate very easily, so carry around some water!!! No joke. You need to keep water in your system...very important! You might want to carry some gum on you as well, because you will be grinding your teeth like a son of a bitch. If not, I'm sure your jaw will hurt like hell the next morning and you'll have soars all in your mouth. I don't recommend drinking hard alcohol! A little beer is cool...as long as you’ve got that H2O. Yaddada-mean? The "coming up" is usually a little awkward due to uncertainty and nervousness, but once you're "rolling" it's a grand feeling. It usually depends on the content of the drug and the user's state of mind at the time. I recommend taking the drug when your having a great night. You don't want to be in a bad environment. Do it with people you feel most comfortable with. Things to enhance the effects of the drug is Vitamin C, beer (not too much), and weed are a few things. Pop a vitamin c pill when you pop the X. Carry around some OJ as well...trust me! Symptoms include grinding your teeth, sweating, dilated peplus, slurred speech, confusion, anxiety, sleep problems and sometimes unable to communicate well. You usually feel happy and want to touch everyone and everything. It enhances sensations. It increases sensitivity to your surroundings. Sounds, colors and emotions can seem much more intense. Often heard from my mouth..."This song's my favorite!" A couple things I recommend: Have someone massage you with A LOT of lotion. Have someone pop your back. Take a shower and rub conditioner on yourself. Rub ice on your hands or one your friends hands and have them do it back to you. Kiss someone with ice in your mouth. DANCE to rave music. Have some psychedelic lights on while dancing... or just go to a damn rave! During the come down users can feel tired and depressed for a few days. It's never gone passed one day for me. I do recommend smoking a bowl of weed the next morning though. You'll be a little "E-tarted". This is a very inexpensive drug...and very addicting. You'll fall in love, so be careful.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
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Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
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