Extacy
Normally, a small pill that can come in many colors but usually white. They have different logos on them such as hearts, cupids, x, happy faces...etc. There are a few ways to take them. You can chop it up and snort it, but it hurts like a bitch. You can swallow it, which makes it take a little longer to start to feel it. You can chomp it. It taste awful but it starts sooner. Or you can stick it up your bum. Personally, I like to chomp one and swallow another. That way I feel it quick but let the other roll in slow and it's not TOO intense. It takes 20 minutes-1 hour to kick in. The first time I did it I swallowed them and it took about 45 minutes to hit me. It may last from 3 to 9 hours...depending on the amount you've taken and the content of the pill. You get dehydrate very easily, so carry around some water!!! No joke. You need to keep water in your system...very important! You might want to carry some gum on you as well, because you will be grinding your teeth like a son of a bitch. If not, I'm sure your jaw will hurt like hell the next morning and you'll have soars all in your mouth. I don't recommend drinking hard alcohol! A little beer is cool...as long as you’ve got that H2O. Yaddada-mean? The "coming up" is usually a little awkward due to uncertainty and nervousness, but once you're "rolling" it's a grand feeling. It usually depends on the content of the drug and the user's state of mind at the time. I recommend taking the drug when your having a great night. You don't want to be in a bad environment. Do it with people you feel most comfortable with. Things to enhance the effects of the drug is Vitamin C, beer (not too much), and weed are a few things. Pop a vitamin c pill when you pop the X. Carry around some OJ as well...trust me! Symptoms include grinding your teeth, sweating, dilated peplus, slurred speech, confusion, anxiety, sleep problems and sometimes unable to communicate well. You usually feel happy and want to touch everyone and everything. It enhances sensations. It increases sensitivity to your surroundings. Sounds, colors and emotions can seem much more intense. Often heard from my mouth..."This song's my favorite!" A couple things I recommend: Have someone massage you with A LOT of lotion. Have someone pop your back. Take a shower and rub conditioner on yourself. Rub ice on your hands or one your friends hands and have them do it back to you. Kiss someone with ice in your mouth. DANCE to rave music. Have some psychedelic lights on while dancing... or just go to a damn rave! During the come down users can feel tired and depressed for a few days. It's never gone passed one day for me. I do recommend smoking a bowl of weed the next morning though. You'll be a little "E-tarted". This is a very inexpensive drug...and very addicting. You'll fall in love, so be careful.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Speedy shipping and as always love the mug especially since I created the word!
My brother is a marathon runner, but he’s British. Instead of drinking water from a bottle like a sane person, he uses this to drink his black tea during runs. Now I can die in peace knowing he’s drinking from a mug with the definition of the word “objectumsexual” for some reason.
Bought this without checking the back for my 12 year old cousin's birthday who adores trains! He's a lil autistic. I thought to 'run a train' meant to work on it and keep it running, much like my cousin is always talking about how he wants to drive a train. I was distraught to hear him turn over the mug on his bday in front of his two very strict puritan parents. My auntie and uncle are threatening to put me on a list now and threatening to sue me for defamation or some shit idk i didnt go to law school cus im not a nerd lols. (unlike them who both went to university) i got a kick ass job as a bouncer for an under 18s club - youd be surprised how big 12 year olds get- but they are just stupid. im worried i might get fired if this leaks.) Thanks a bunch! (sarcasn) - im feeling p down atm, if anyone could cheer me up, my number is 0800 1111, if anyone wants to do whats on the mug LOL (serious). btw, i kept the mug for myself since i found it decently adequate and quite tasteful. /srs
Thanks guys, I knew I was hot but not *that* hot
Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
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