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While having sex with a girl from behind (doggystyle, with both hands on her ass cheeks) you use your right thumb to apply light pressure to her asshole (the "B" button) therefore initiating turbo mode. The pace of copulation will noticeably increase along with a pleasant turbo moaning sound. Be careful though, too much and she will overheat with uncomfort and get bitchy. You will then be sidelined for a while while she tells you to "stop fingering my asshole". Fucking may resume, however you may have already lost the race. Use sparingly for that extra boost of speed, preferably while coming inside of her.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
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