Ewan
A young man who doesn't know the difference between a major and minor chord. Ewan only loves three things; his primary love being feet, he seriously can't get enough feet, you better not even flash a glimpse of toe or he will have pictured it and filed it into one of his numerous feet folders or websites. Ewan's second love is for Lucys especially if they are tall because that translates to more feet (preferably over six feet so that he can be dominated) and we already know that feet make Ewan's wee wee go boing boing boing. Ewan's final and most poignant love are anal beads so as he gets dominated by a Lucy and after she has finished pegging him she can rip them out and spin him like a Beyblade. Ewan says he's proud of his 7 As but we all know he really wants 7 Ds, wouldn't be the first time.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.
It’s a great way to store my pencils.
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