Ewa
The most beautiful girl you'll ever see, she can seem shy at first but once you get to know her you will soon find yourself madly in love with her. She has beautiful brown eyes, amazing lips and perfect dark hair. She always puts her heart and time if she's in love. She may seem really sensitive, but in reality nobody is able to see when she's dying inside. Usually, she conceal her emotions with humor and try to seem happy all the time, even when she feel crappy. She's strong enough to handle what ever the world throws at her. Her empathy is amazing, she can see things in different way than most people and she can understand everyones feelings. She is very determined and successful! Even when she falls seventh time, she will stand up the eight! She's a really funny person. She talks to the ones she choose, not everyone. Probably she'll shock you with her IQ lvl and how intelligent she is. Ewa always want to explore and learn new things, she's dreaming a lot and being in a realtionship with her brings a lots of great adventures! Ewa will always make you feel better with her helpful advices. Her shape is sexy and hot. She tries sometimes to cover her body, because she is modest. Behaving like this make her super cute! When she gets comfortable with you she can be your best soulmate, who exactly knows how do you feel. Spending time with her is fun and full of talks about little, stupid things. You'll never get bored with Ewa! She's a definition of perfect!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
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I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
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My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!

Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
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