Evony
I would like to take a moment of your time to tell you about a web-based browser game you absolutely must try! First of all "Evony" is an "MMORTS" (Massive Multiplayer Online Real-Time Strategy) game that incorporates a pleasantly balanced mix of diplomacy, economics, and warfare in an intuitive and easy to follow, quest guided interface. Once you've chosen your name, which will be preceded by "Lady or Lord" (obviously depending upon gender), and created your account, you will now have opened up a multitude of options for yourself within the realms of Evony. You can now choose among many different states in which your empire may reign supreme, and customize your avatar as well as your newly built city. Join up online with friends in your neighborhood and from around the world in alliances founded by you or others. Arguably one of the best aspects of Evony is that it is simple to learn yet challenging to master which will lead you into diplomatic rivalries and epic battles of immense proportions. Start off as a small town and build your empire from scratch, upgrade your buildings, fortifications, and defenses but be careful not to break the bank, after all you do have your citizens to care for. Amass your armies from vigilant warriors to speeding cavalry, cunning swordsmen to powerful siege weapons, you must implement economic management and military prowess, all while trying to stay "politically correct" with your allies and enemies that riddle the battlefield to truly become lord of your domain.Obtain powerful and potent items to aid you in your ventures or to give your troops the edge they need in battle. Appoint wise and powerful hero's to lead your legions into battle and help oversee the production of resources as mayor's of your towns. The level of customization, wealth of content, quality of game play, and clever interface, are unsurpassed by any other free web-based browser game to date, and certainly rivals some video games of late. You get all of this without even having to download a single bit of software, and, are you ready for this? It is absolutely free to play, yes you heard that right, you can play forever and never pay a single dime. I'm telling you ladies and gentlemen, I am no pushover when it comes to video games so take it from me, google Evony, sign-up today and tell them Inveterate sent you. ~Inveterate~ Lord Name: Inveterate Server #: 61 Date: Saturday, September 19th, 2009 Time: 12:57 PM
The Urban Dictionary Mug
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!

The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant

Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
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