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The Evil conservative is an exceedingly wicked person who gains in his or her personal career by advancing injustice and cruelty to a marginalized segment of society. These people are exceedingly cruel and heartless because they are kicking and destroying what is ALWAYS MARGINALIZED AND defenseless. (Thus, for example, amputees who are poor do not get prosthetic appliances because NEOCONwar plans of world conquest need support, even though the wealthy elities get massive tax refunds, during the same war period.)The primary weapon of the evil conservative is, of course, evil, which begins, invariably, with slander. Slander need not be as defined at American law, it is the deliberate degrading of another human being to sub human status, to a status low enough to "legitimize" all others kicking and destroying them. To an evil conservative a human being cannot change, reform, he or she is defined by the greatest mistake they ever made. Thus, for example, it isn't "murder of a human being" if you kill a drug addict, to the evil neoconservative, it's killing a lower life form known as a drug addict. Examples of evil conservatives are Dick Cheney (quite possibly the most wicked man to ever live), Don Rumsfeld (a very, very close runner up), I "Scooter" Libby, (who is being prosecuted for his wickedness) Douglas Feith (a exceedingly sinister devil), David Wurmser (a known closet neofascist), Richard Perl (he's just insane or quite possibly possessed by the Devil), the entire GOP Congress (an exceedingly evil bunch of wicked conservatives), and 3/4 of all sitting judges on any modern American Court ( who say they are bound to follow wicked and evil laws even though when the Nuremburg Judges of fascist Germany did it by obeying the Nuremburg Laws American-led justice sentenced them to life in prison, saying the courts had a duty to not follow evil law.)

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

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These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.

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It’s a great way to store my pencils.

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I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son

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Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.

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Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.

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awesome. came just as ordered.

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Nice cup a few words were darker than the rest. But ok

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아주 좋은 머그잔 나는 죽은 아버지를 위해 시원한 머그잔을 얻었고 매우 자랑스러워했습니다.

Kim Jong UnDec 1

I like the mug, it’s good quality, unfortunately the customization wasn’t correct. I got the “juff” mug and instead of the definition i had a quote from one of my friends as a bit, but it just came with the definition. I’ll still give it to him because the joke still works but I am a little disappointed.

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Love the fact that Urban dictionary came up with such an accurate and quick meaning for Binger! Mug was a little pricy but God is my morning coffee so much better in this mug!!

Michael G.Nov 29
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This mug is incredible! It was a great gift for my friend named Jacob, who is definitely gay. (Even though he says he isn't 🙄)

Elsie A.Nov 29
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Great mug, she loved it

Gabagool G.Nov 29

I'm in a Spanish-speaking practice group, and the phrase "Ajo y Agua" came up, meaning, (more or less) "If you f***ed up, deal with it." (It's a long story, how "Garlic and Water" means this, but that's the fun of it.) Anyway, the Urban Dictionary site with the mug popped up on Google (reading my mind, as always) so I bought one as a gift. It's not cheap as mugs go, but I'm happy to say the mug is VERY good quality, looks exactly as it does online, and is packed in the most securely designed mug-transport box I've ever seen. You can't break it in shipping or reshipping! Also it arrived in just a few days. I recommend this product highly.

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i like mug that say words

chloe n.Nov 28

I purchased the eggplant color cup for my friend, purple is her favorite color and she loves her special cup, she cooks a lot, so I had Itis with Iris put on one side of the cup and the meaning on the other side because when she cooks that how everyone feels afterwards!! Thanks UD Diana K.

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Wanted to try these guys out to see if they delivered and how it'd go. Went great. Got two mugs within 7 days, unharmed, printed well. THANK YOU

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