evanza
“more likely a female name” Generally one way to describe her. The (rad) hottie with a body that you've wanted to get in the sack since you knew what your penis could be used for.The uber-nice Evanza are typically quiet and slightly introverted, but are one of the sweetest and most genuine people you will ever meet. These Evanzas are usually strikingly sexy, intelligent, but may at unexpected times say/reply without thinking like a dumb blonde “most Evanzas have black hair and hazel/green eyes”. Once you get to know them and see their true "inner beauty" you will fall in love no matter your or her sex, race or age. An Evanza usually don't realize that they're hotties. She only sees and will always see, herself as an average or slightly above. They have some bite to their bark, don't underestimate them. They may have a soft heart but once pushed to the limit they woman up and erase you from the planet earth. They will openly tell you how it is, but are kind enough to only do so when needed if the information is potentially damaging or hurtful. These Evanzas are generally super-intelligent, and have a killer smile! She will do anything in her power to help any person in needy circumstances. They are excellent in keeping secrets/trustworthy. She can give you the perfect advise if needed. Evanzas are faithfull and true to her partner. They are very good in bed and enjoys new exotic+sexual positions every time!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
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