Evan
Well we're do I begin, most definitely the most down to earth human being I have ever encountered with multiple personas wich all come out of love even the one slinging dope lurping with L learning to love herself so she can love him 100% the way he deserves . He is a rapchat capper because he knows he really can sing like an angel or better than sublime he has a smile that will make you wett your pants and a dick so Bigg you are going to eventually throw up on it I don't care if you have no gagg reflexes or teeth. Funny is a understatement , his humor has swagg that will get any girl to drop their panties and their sisters too ! Even the gay men want him too though he is just gonna finesse them out they cash while he drives in circles and purposely runs out of gas to spend more alone time with his girl. Gambling let's just say he's got it figured out........ He always wins in the end . The depth of this Evan goes deep he will always keep u guessing and he is no dummy he will do you right. Don't fold under pressure and did I mention he beats the pussy like rocky and makes love like every girl dreams to have and never gets cuz he's all mine . The rest remains unseen because its us vs you . Evan I love you. Morality you bring out the best ! You are magically delicious and my lucky charm.. if you get Evan there is none like mine.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
It was the best thing I could have asked for
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice

Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome

I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.

It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
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