ethinloffester Mug
a disease known for causing swelling in the large upper area of the pharnx. Also caused by eating too many moldy sheets of toilet paper. If you digest turtle butter (your gooch sweat) you may catch this devistation of lifeness. There is one cure for this disease, licking the bunny from Trixs' fat ass. After you do this, billions of patches of pubic hair will spurt from your body. If you are a woman, girls hate you. If you are a guy, other men are attracted to the ethinloff scent of your pubic hairs-hence the name of the disease-ethinloffster. This may cause depression because cock doesnt appeal to men, and girls always need attention from their fellow gender. This disease may cause ultimate hunger, and loss of weight. Some how this disease makes that possible. Sometimes, extra genitals may sprout. Tell your doctor if this extravagantcy occours.
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Customer Reviews
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
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very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane