Ethan
The most amazing guy in the world. He’ll come into your life for summer unexpectedly, and uproot all the things you though you knew. He’ll become your sun. Ethan will sweep you off your feet into a season of complete bliss and exhilaration, but he’ll leave your life as quickly and unbelievably as he came into it leaving you in shock, gasping for air and wondering how you’ll ever live without him. Every second you spend with him you won’t be able to stop smiling, all your problems will fade away as you become more entrapped in this man. He’ll teach you things about yourself that you never knew, feel things that you never thought you were capable of feeling. He’ll give you the best nights you’ve ever had, the best memories and experiences a person could ask for. Memories you’ll never forget, experiences and feelings that you’ll go around forever searching to replicate with someone else. Yet itll never be same, the love you shared will never be matched. And you shouldn’t try. Everything about him is beautiful. Hes the kindest most sweetest boy you’ll ever meet. Ethan will never purposely hurt you, he has the best intentions for everything he does. It’s you that will force him to pull away. His motivation to learn will astound you. Ethan is your person and youll wait for him forever. Even if it’s only for a second back of the time you shared, of the way it used to be. You’ll live with a gaping hole in your heart your soul, but you would never regret meeting him, only losing him
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
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