Ethan
Ethan is kind, loyal, loving and smart. If he loves you, he will do whatever it takes to make you happy. He likes to be around others although he is not and extrovert. Ethan loves adventure and new experiences, he wants to share these experiences with people he loves. Ethan is an optimist and always sees the best in everything which is difficult to find. He loves his friends and family deeply. He is the kind of person that you can sit in silence with and not feel like you have to constantly have a conversation with. Although in conversation, he is a listener and does not listen to only respond. Ethan is very funny and you will often laugh with him until your cheeks hurt. He will tell you he loves you every day, he will call you beautiful when you feel like the ugliest person on earth. He will never forget to kiss you goodnight. He works hard in everything he puts his mind to, he is not a quitter. He always wants to be a better version of himself and inspires others to do the same. He is critical of his own appearance but everyone thinks he is very handsome and envious of his fit body. Ethan is kind to everyone, especially his girlfriend, people often comment on how kind he is to her.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice

Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome

I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.

It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
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