Ethan
Ethan is a cocky son of a bitch. He is the kind of person to call you by the wrong name and he will talk about you behind your back in front of your face. He uses humor as a defense mechanism to hide his insecurities triggered by being the least favored child. He tries to drown his personal sorrows in sports, but is further sunken by his lack physical skill and his inability to perform *wink-wink*. His āfriendsā laugh at him rather than with him, but his ignorance of human interaction prevents him recognizing this. You could say his girlfriend is using him for money and transportation, but he doesnāt have one. In pictures he looks like a sock puppet caught on the wrong end of a mugging, and in person he looks worse. He tries to his face with a hat, worn so many times that there is sweat stain on itā and on his soul. He thinks heās smart, which shows how dumb he is. He laughs loud to make people think heās happy, but heās notāhe struggles internally, fighting for a ray of happiness. Ethan, if youāre reading this, necesitas ayuda.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
My coworkers see all the cups I order from you, and this one is already one of their faves
I gave it to her today. And she loved it said it was her to the T
Shipment arrived quickly and in great condition. I know my custom mug will be a crowd pleaser when my girlfriend opens it up for Xmas.
This was sent as a gift to my grandson, who lives in another state, so I never saw it. However I asked him as follows: "Just checking ... their request for a review shows an aquamarine mug ... it was supposed to be purple (eggplant, they called it). Was it purple?" Then he said: "It was purple! And thank you I love it haha Sent from my iPhone"
I mollywopped someone with it and it didnāt break. Nice
Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Canāt wait to see the reaction!
Itās a great way to store my pencils.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
awesome. came just as ordered.
I like the mug, itās good quality, unfortunately the customization wasnāt correct. I got the ājuffā mug and instead of the definition i had a quote from one of my friends as a bit, but it just came with the definition. Iāll still give it to him because the joke still works but I am a little disappointed.
I have a āgiftā for plathering. The definition is right on. Canāt wait to have a cup of coffee across the table from my guy who will TOTALLY get it.
My friend and I added a word ! Gotta get merch of it now. Thanks for the coffee mug!
I love the personalized mug I got from you! I never thought there were mugs available like the one I got and it's going to make the BEST holiday gift! Thank-you!!
Easy to order quality mug.
Itās cute and wasnāt broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. ššŖāļø
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
First heard the term āCheddar Headedā from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
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