Esqueelation
Esqueelation (verb), to esquilate. As described in HEHRBEHRT's description, esqueelation is a disease founded by Biologist NAP1029 and Mad Scientist KrashDown. It was stumbled upon accidently whilst trying to create the monsterous Bearshark. The disease is formed by harmful bacterium mixing with the human stomach lining, when the reaction happens the Esquilate DNA will merge with the hosts creating a hybrid of the two, this hybrid is named the Esquitus and takes the form of a Green/Grey doughey substance. Following this the Esquitus will dig through the hosts skin and protrude from their bellybutton. As the Esquitus grows it will cause immense pain and pleasure to the host such as bleeding from the inside (internal bleeding) or giving the sensation of doing a pee you've needed for a long time. Once the growth stage of Esqueelating is complete it will detatch, tearing out the hosts bellybutton, this will decide the gender (inny-female) (outy-male). This Esquitus will copy the hosts DNA and form a clone named the Esquii.
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