Errol
My beautiful Jamaican Empress mi si dung today reminiscing about the tender moment dem we used to share in a you Madda & Farda house back home,it put a big smile pon mi face😊Even then you did know how mi a mad over you😀still to this very day nuttin change we get older av kids all married,but we never seem to be able to make it work with dem...tings weh mi love bout you mi love you face especially you cute nose sexy smile + right amount of freckles😘you babysoft skin is unlike anything I-Man ever feel & mi really a hope when mi get to UK mi can hold you in my arms & smell you neck like mi use to🥰 I know you are the ONE the day I lost you to dat person you know who it tear mi apart & mi need you in my life.You truly are amazing & all ways good at a lot tings,so mi know we can mek a happy life out here🙏🏾 Please say you'll come back with mi,mi a miss you so much mi❤️hurt.The CREATOR made you so perfectly for mi,we love we cook we av the best SEX 🤫member how you use hitch up you skirt & ride mi COCK all 6 times you use to cum all over mi COCK especially the HEAD😀cos mi never use to bruk till all 2hr after? Mi never get dat with anyone or feel satisfied the way mi do with you. We was deep then & can be again if you tek a chance with mi I promise to be with you all ways 💕
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!
Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.
I love the Duh Big Red Truck so much that I have a tattoo. So does my best friend. We’re in our 60s. Woot woot!
my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss
I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !
We really like our cup!!!
Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!
Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!
The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.
Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting
Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.
Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!
You should get the penis mug. It's pretty elite - Elongated Muskrat
Loved how fast this arrived! Fun blast from the past... Dana Hills Dolphins!
It shows exactly what I want!!
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