Errol
My beautiful Jamaican Empress mi si dung today reminiscing about the tender moment dem we used to share in a you Madda & Farda house back home,it put a big smile pon mi face😊Even then you did know how mi a mad over you😀still to this very day nuttin change we get older av kids all married,but we never seem to be able to make it work with dem...tings weh mi love bout you mi love you face especially you cute nose sexy smile + right amount of freckles😘you babysoft skin is unlike anything I-Man ever feel & mi really a hope when mi get to UK mi can hold you in my arms & smell you neck like mi use to🥰 I know you are the ONE the day I lost you to dat person you know who it tear mi apart & mi need you in my life.You truly are amazing & all ways good at a lot tings,so mi know we can mek a happy life out here🙏🏾 Please say you'll come back with mi,mi a miss you so much mi❤️hurt.The CREATOR made you so perfectly for mi,we love we cook we av the best SEX 🤫member how you use hitch up you skirt & ride mi COCK all 6 times you use to cum all over mi COCK especially the HEAD😀cos mi never use to bruk till all 2hr after? Mi never get dat with anyone or feel satisfied the way mi do with you. We was deep then & can be again if you tek a chance with mi I promise to be with you all ways 💕
The Urban Dictionary Mug
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome
I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.
It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
awesome. came just as ordered.
Nice cup a few words were darker than the rest. But ok
아주 좋은 머그잔 나는 죽은 아버지를 위해 시원한 머그잔을 얻었고 매우 자랑스러워했습니다.
I like the mug, it’s good quality, unfortunately the customization wasn’t correct. I got the “juff” mug and instead of the definition i had a quote from one of my friends as a bit, but it just came with the definition. I’ll still give it to him because the joke still works but I am a little disappointed.
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