ERP
E.R.P: Electronic Raisin Poliosis, is sadly a highly contagious pathogen that is spread through ASMR and booping someone's nose. Once infected, the victim will experience what we call "The TikTok withdrawls" where if they don't watch enough cringey TikTok, they will suddenly buy a mansion and start to become a sub infected individual "A JoJo Siwa" which is fatal. But, that's another story, if they DO watch enough TikTok they will then start to speak Japanese a certain way, called the "Weeabo" dialect, which is impossible to translate. After 2 or 3 days the "Weeabo" speaking infected person will then make their OWN TikToks and will eventually get a VR and hang out on VRChat SO much they end up being what we call "Obsessed with the game and will not play minecraft anymore" type of infected. THEN after THAT they will start to be Raisin towards people, which means that they'll steal everyone's raisinbread, which is the infected's kryptonite. However, if they fail to eat the stolen raisinbread in time, then they will then use a Wolf Avatar, get body tracking and finally reach the final stage...an "E-Boy". Now, while it IS the final stage, DO NOT PANIC! You can still call your local Jeff Goldbloom to cure the infected victim, however, if they do an OnlyFans account....there is no hope for them, F in chat.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome
I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.
It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
awesome. came just as ordered.
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