ERP
E.R.P: Electronic Raisin Poliosis, is sadly a highly contagious pathogen that is spread through ASMR and booping someone's nose. Once infected, the victim will experience what we call "The TikTok withdrawls" where if they don't watch enough cringey TikTok, they will suddenly buy a mansion and start to become a sub infected individual "A JoJo Siwa" which is fatal. But, that's another story, if they DO watch enough TikTok they will then start to speak Japanese a certain way, called the "Weeabo" dialect, which is impossible to translate. After 2 or 3 days the "Weeabo" speaking infected person will then make their OWN TikToks and will eventually get a VR and hang out on VRChat SO much they end up being what we call "Obsessed with the game and will not play minecraft anymore" type of infected. THEN after THAT they will start to be Raisin towards people, which means that they'll steal everyone's raisinbread, which is the infected's kryptonite. However, if they fail to eat the stolen raisinbread in time, then they will then use a Wolf Avatar, get body tracking and finally reach the final stage...an "E-Boy". Now, while it IS the final stage, DO NOT PANIC! You can still call your local Jeff Goldbloom to cure the infected victim, however, if they do an OnlyFans account....there is no hope for them, F in chat.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.

Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
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