Erotica
Sexually arousing literature An exert from a Wattpad story a wrote a year ago As you lie there, growing more and more eager to stick it inside me, I’m going to mouth your cock with everything I’ve got—licking the shaft from base to tip and then pursing my lips and bopping my head up and down, salivating as much as possible so you’re all lubed up. But I not going to mount you—not yet. I’m going to suck and suck, pausing once in awhile to tell you how wet my pussy’s getting. And when you moan in gratitude, I’m going to stop and smile in a way that lets you know I’m having the time of my life blowing you. Only once that massive cock of yours is properly moistened—by my standards, not yours—I’m going to climb on top of it. “I need you inside me! Now!” I’m going to say as you penetrate me, finally. But I’m not going to let you hold the reins. I’m going to grab my own tits and bounce up and down—slowly at first, then faster, welcoming your dick deeper and deeper inside me. I’m going to scream, “Fuck me! Like that!” louder and louder. Again and again. Then I’m going to pause, suddenly, to look your in the eyes as I squeeze my pussy muscles tight. You’ll put your arms around me and pull me down so my breasts are jiggling right in your face and you can suckle my nipples. Without warning, you’ll grab my ass and flip me over to take me from behind.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
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