Erika
As I place her on top of the largest pedestal there is. To define her, would be to cut an angel's wings. This queen will make you question everything you ever held that will bring you happiness, she now becomes your center of the universe, she is the sunshine of the day and makes you feel warmth and love. Starting I must eulogize her spirit, character, essence, personality, charisma, empathy these are the intangibles in which her inner beauty is composed of and every single of them is unique like her. She has the sole power to make you fall in love with her every single day over and over, and plan a future with her by your side that will never see love, communication, or respect falter. The beauty she possesses shuns even that of every Miss Universe, her eyes gazing at you take a millisecond to feel goosebumps all over your body and draw the mind to an exalted feeling of ecstasy unlike anything you've ever felt. When she gives you little faces and gestures like a little girl and you hear her angelic voice you only wanna say I love you more than Dr. Pepper nena linda. You really are at a loss for words, there will be no way to hold yourself from wanting to scream into the wind to let everyone know how much you love her. Her facial features surpass those of even the highest of royalty, they are consecrated to stand as the purest, only will you kiss them when she sees you are worthy.
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