Eric A.
Believed to be a human that resides in smithtown that goes by the name of Eric A. Rumor has it that he is an area 51 escape and is said to be an alien by many students. His face can be deranged and deformed in all sorts of ways by either extending his jaw out by 6-7 inches or by smushing his face together untill his eyes nose and mouth are literally one centimeter apart. He has outbreaks where it is said to be impossible to communicate with him, he makes weird,deranged, scary, quick movements or jolts and makes disgustingly,hideous,hard to look at, sick to ur fucking stomach faces. Doctor have Eric on a 24 hour clock and studies are continuing. Deep down there is a sweet innocent little boy who is actually very very funny,your average smart kid, and likes to watch sports, and beat his ham dick to pornography. It has been noticed by doctors Sean D, Anthony C, and Brian M, that everytime his outbreak has come to an end he will touch his nose signaling his outbreak has finished. Studies will continue, our prayers are with his family..
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
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