Eric
Eric. The greatest guy to ever grace planet Earth. His laughter is infectious, and his smile is the sweetest. If you are even remotely attracted to him, it grows at great speeds thanks to his wondrous sense of humor, and his kind demeanor. He plays sports, so his body is really well fit too. He tries to lighten up a somber atmosphere, and he most likely always succeed. He knows when to stop his jokes and let the solemn mood to stay as needed. He cares deeply for those he loves and those who love him. He always tries to do his best to slap a smile on everyone's face, even if he couldn't find his that day. It can be troubling, especially when he fakes his happiness to make others at ease. It'd have to be something that hurts him deeply enough to show his sadness and grief to a person. Whenever he's angry, you best not fuel his fire. If you find yourself making him angry, you should leave him alone to cool off. At first you'll be too blinded by his lovely, out going public persona, but once you get to know him deep enough, when he decides to fill you into his heart, only then will he be more willing to show you his more vulnerable, fragile side. He'll expose his weak traits whether he wants to or not, but that will only make him more endearing. He's the complete package, as a friend or lover, he's fit for all. In conclusion, if you find yourself an Eric like this one, you should keep him around, as a friend or a lover. He's one of the most admirable people you'll ever meet.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Thanks guys, I knew I was hot but not *that* hot
Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
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