equestrian
A person who regularly works with horses (NOT to be confused with a horse girl). More often than not they will have such an extreme farmer's tan that their arm is 5 shades darker than their leg. Equestrians are usually very physically strong from riding horses, handling the crazy horses, and pulling heavy stuff around all the time. DO NOT get on an equestrian's bad side, especially if it's a girl that rides Western. The moment you see the Kimes Ranch trucker hat and the rowel spurs, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. If you do anything to hurt her, her friends, or her horse, she will hunt you down and beat your ass up (even though she's so intimidating you probably won't try anything in the first place). Contrary to the popular belief that equestrians are rich, stuffy people, they're all broke as shit and the most down to earth people you will ever meet. If an equestrian gives you criticism or seems harsh, don't take it personally; they're just brutally honest and tell it like it is. Many equestrians also suffer from social anxiety. Example: an equestrian can have a bad fall off their horse and get right back on, as well as put a crazy horse with a temper tantrum right back in its place, but get extremely anxious when they actually have to socialize with others at a gathering or ask for a to-go box in a restaurant. In short, equestrians are different from other people in many ways, but once you get used to them, they are the most loyal friends and the best people you will ever meet.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Looks great and quick delivery
Soaking is my favorite activity, glad I got a mug for it 😙
It was a surprise gift for someone and she absolutely loved it!
It was the best thing I could have asked for
Imagine not buying one of these. 🤢🗑🤡= non-buyer. Couldn't be me. 😎
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Nice cup a few words were darker than the rest. But ok
Love the fact that Urban dictionary came up with such an accurate and quick meaning for Binger! Mug was a little pricy but God is my morning coffee so much better in this mug!!
Great mug, she loved it
I purchased the eggplant color cup for my friend, purple is her favorite color and she loves her special cup, she cooks a lot, so I had Itis with Iris put on one side of the cup and the meaning on the other side because when she cooks that how everyone feels afterwards!! Thanks UD Diana K.
i like mug that say words
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