Epic Bail
A type of Epic Fail: When against all attempts at compromising and rescheduling, someone/everyone bails on you. Suitable for situations where plans were made - and invites sent - well ahead of time, with the person/all persons good to go. Then 1+ persons somehow have their whole timetable (or just the selectively relevant sections) fall through, requiring numerous rescheduling, and having every successive reschedule fall through. When a reschedule is finally agreed upon, at the latest possible time, your fickle friend/s will cancel on you, guaranteeing you the epic shits. Sometimes it may just be one person (B); and you may nano-adjust the schedule around this person, causing scheduling conflicts galore and everyone else to bail, leaving only you and B able to attend. Then B doesn't show. Figures, really. Of course, the term is not at all restrictive, and may apply for any case of bailure considered ridiculous or magnificent. Or ridiculously magnificent. Epic Bails may simply be a function of Murphy's Law. However, if EBs occur on a regular basis: - Your invitees are probably not your friends (oh well) - Your invitees might hate your events (shitty interests, or poor event planning, or wrong invitees) - Your invitees might just hate you (feel free to hate them back; or just get new ones) - Your invitees secretly conspire against you (always definitely true, since paranoia never sleeps) - You may compromise too much (learn to say no)
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