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When you stretch your penis out, and tie it in a knot so the blood flow is cut off. Then you stick in in ice water so it gets really really numb, and then u lay it flat on a counter, get a butcher knife, and chop about 3 inches off of it, but there will be no blood flow because you already cut off the circulation when you tied it in a knot. Then you untie it, and the built up blood pressure will cause your balls to explode and also the second half of your dick, and then u collect all the pieces, put it in a blender along with the blood and ball sack juices, puree it, and then feed it to your girlfriend while she licks your little stump where your penis should be.