ennismore Mug
Nestled in the quiet but bustling kawarthas, this wondrous hamlet is home to bruce, and at least 7 other people (including bruce's sister/wife). It his also home of the epic Sullivan family whose retail prowess has turned the hamlet into the economic capital of not only the Kawarthas, but possibly the entire continent. The people of Ennismore, also known as "Ennismorons" enjoy curling at the Ennismore curling club (also known as the ECC), riding the lochs (aka their cousins), visiting the big city of Peterborough and visiting their favorite spot on Lake Buckhorn "the old agam." Home of the new Kirschworld, Elliot is the 8th and newest Ennismoron. The population of Ennismore triples in the summer when kinderlach from the nearby Toronto, Montreal, etc make the trek up to Moshava (pronounced Mah-shah-vah). Moshava, and its fertile "crops" are kept during the year by the incredible Vince along with his sidekick Caleb, whose catchphrase "Welcome to Moshava, Eh?" Living in a shack on Moshava proper, he built B5 and G3 in the same hour, before going waterskiing on Buckhorn. We wish Vince and his wife Karen continued success in the Future. Ennismore Facts: 98% of families were already families 2% of Ennismorons have heard Bruce tell his entire life story. 98% Have heard him say it twice The original 2% tuned out and began listening to "Cat Scratch Fever"
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Customer Reviews
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.