Emu

A woman, usually of feminist variety, whose personality, tone and aggressive temperament lays waste to her would-be normal life. Characterized by seething rage, combined with an utter misery matched only by their hatred for happy women and cis-men. This engulfs their entire life and value system. The destructive, repulsive nature of narcissism usually manifests itself in an outward need for attention. This can be any type as it is always under the guise of a virtuous cause du-jour. After every Avenue of aggression, selfish-ness and victimhood are attempted, the “female” finally resorts to her last option: BAIT Suddenly a profile picture is updated. With Darwin shitting his pants, the disgusting, attention-seeking haircut appears. Pixie, short bangs, all-one-length, chops, lops, tousled, Skrillex and many more, all designed to provoke inquiry as to the statement being presented. It’s at this moment the Emu speaks its first words: a red, angry, reaction face on social media. With an open mouth, glaring eyes and heavy mascara an animal appears: a bird. An emu is a type of bird of the most useless variety known to researchers today. They scream, they’re violent, they’re ugly and they serve no known valuable purpose, as of this writing. Some crossover can happen, so sometimes Karen’s can be referred to as Emu’s, depending on their attitude and appearance.