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Basic Description-- A chat room ('Neoboard') on Neopets.com, filled with wannabe goths, and scene kids. Most can be seen '*glomp*'ing and saying 'OMG ILU' every post they make, and most consider their friends to be called 'loves'. I don't reccommend even thinking about going there unless you are pretty, the natives at EMS (Evil Things and Monster Sightings) do not like ugly people, even though virtually all of them are ugly themselves. In Depth-- Although it may seem as if there are only ugly and dumb people here, there are some cool people, i.e. Leslie, Olivia, Jennuh, Julia, Shade, George, Gfrins, Chris, BD, Amber, Shane, etc., even though 5 out of all 12 of those people log on daily or so. Warning-- I should warn you about the wannabe homosexuals there, the one ages 13, you know; the ones who want to be bi and/or gay/lesbian just because it's the new trend. Also the emo kids, cutting themselves and listening to MCR when they know in the back of their minds that MCR is lame and is not emo. There's also the japanophiles, the people who use anime emoticons such as ^_^ and :3 every post, and who are in love with every JRock band in existance. If you're looking for hot girls, I'd only consider two or three hot girls there, . . . Jennuh, Gfrins and Amber . . . All in all, EMS r0XX0rz to some degree.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing

e w.Jun 9

This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.

LASZLO B.Jun 9

Love it . Its me down to a T

Craig F.Jun 7

unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!

Colin the C.Jun 5

i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).

Aiva L.Jun 5
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I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it

Kenneth G.Jun 5
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I haven't even bought it, it smells nice

Phil W.Jun 4

nice quality, vivid image

Marcy M.Jun 4
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What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.

Jack O.Jun 4

I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.

Mor b.Jun 3
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Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)

Wilfred W.Jun 1
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It was a good gift

Demond W.Jun 1
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AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning

RWGDGsG I.May 31

Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!

"L"May 31

Guys do i buy a sex mug?

Lmao N.May 30

its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!

joeMay 29

EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.

Mark M.May 29
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love it

N I.May 28

one tha best mugs i have

ARN S.May 28

My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling

Penis V.May 27

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