emo.twat Mug
emo kid twat emo kids are very easy to spot because they are all clones. this is what defines an emo... .emos NEVER ever admit to being emo, except ot other emos already in their confidence. .not all emos cut themselves but if they don't they will definitely pretend to. Wristbands hide the scars. .you can't be blonde and emo. emo kids with any light shade of hair or red hair die it black. .it is very emo not to have you hair died professionally. true emos use boot polish. .emo clothing follows fashion trends (such as stripy tops/socks) closely as many emo girls are actually sluts... .emos wear converses. always. Its like, the law. .emo clothes usually have to be predominantly black.after that any colours are okay especially neon. .all emo girls fancy pete wentz. (fact.) .when emos go to rock concerts they usually go for underground bands because that's Cool and very emo. .no emo kid is allowed to look the slightest bit excited, or even interested at all, at a rock concert. even if it's their favourite band and the music is awesome. .at concerts you may find large crowds of people just standing there looking stupid. they're emos. .emo clothes can come from anywhere although watch out: it is very emo for emo guys to find their clothes at the flea market. Emo girls shop with their emo boyfreinds' credit cards. .eyeliner. emos can't live without it. guys wearing eyeliner:leave this to billie-joe and johnny depp. it doesn't look good on you. .emo music is all about rubbish usually. Emo kids writing songs: she dumped you. get over it. .emo music you cant be truly emo unless you love- my chemical romance. green day. fall out boy. dashbord confessional. hawthorne heights. afi. atreyu. avenged sevenfold. and anything in between is ok. .emo music is like, your life. .you indulge in ''experimentation'' i.e. snogging several members of the same/opposite sex who you don't even fancy just to see what it feels like. .a message to emo guys- it's OKAY for you to fancy other guys but dont get off with them and pretend to be straight afterwards. And dont snog them IF YOU DONT FANCY THEM, dorks. .emo kids think they are HARDCORE and NON-CONFORMING. they are all clones. .the lives of all emo kids are tradgedies from beginning to end. If its not tragic enough emos are resourceful and create/invent awful events in their lives that deeply damaged their psyche (APPARENTLY). .just like chavs, their are wayy too many emos in the uk. time to convert some of them to true metal. one last thing: emo guy spends ages in the bathroom: he's not pissing. HE'S DOING HIS HAIR. (2/5 face minimum requirement.) DONT BE AN EMO.TWAT
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute
I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday
The mug is great! I bought it as a gag gift for a friend, and I didn't really think it was going to be a good mug, but when I got it I was super surprised! It is really high quality feeling ceramic and the print is very clear and good looking. It was also packaged really well, and the shipping process was nice too! It did take longer than I thought to get here, but it's understandable as I did order it custom. In all it is an amazing mug and I think I'm gonna have to buy one for myself.
This mug is great! It comes in perfect condition and I love that you can change the definitions! I put my name and then I put the definition as ‘the best person’. Made my day every time I picked it up.
My name is Asher, I looked my name up a few days ago and we all had a good laugh. Now, this mug is my go to morning mug for drinking my herbal tea and plotting to take over the realms.
I just love it. Just like I ordered!
Exactly as promised.
To beginulate, the muglification of the vessel is both pleasing to the eye as well as the hand. Secondly, the option of choosing one's own colors adds to the lessening if the so called " buyer's remorse" which so often accompanies modern "on line" purchases.
My husband absolutely loves this! This was a difficult product to find but it turned out perfectly! He was cracking up. Definitely worth the buy.
I bought this mug for my daughter for Valentine’s Day. She saw the different descriptions of her name on your site, and read every one of them!! She then found a mug with everything written about her name on it. So, I am surprising her with it. The mug looks great. Quick delivery!
I live in a Hillbilly Condo & love my flamingo pink mug.
Annie from the customer service team helped me out tremendously with some adjustments that I wanted done after my order was placed. I really appreciate her willingness to go above and beyond for my request. The product was received exactly how I wanted it! One happy customer over here. Thanks!
I love the item I ordered but found the website a little difficult to navigate.
Now this has been my favourite mug by far. I put the word of scrunkly on it just as i had envisioned. Now to know why i picked a scrunkly mug, we need to go back all the way to the year of 2016. It was a day like no other, the birds were tweeting. We were all laughing while playing in the playground. Then came that fateful moment. A cackle was heard screeching throughout the lands. I turned my head in complete and utter fear. Two seagulls stood there. One was cackling while a red liquid dropped from its mouth. The head of the seagull next to it was missing. The seagull had consumed its friend's head! A betrayal, no... a parley even! To this day I still hear the words which left that evil beast's beak. It said, "Awww, the scrunkly". It then flew off into the sunset, leaving nothing but chaos and carnage behind. Anyways 10/10 for the mug. Would buy again.
Came in like ordered, solid mug
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