emo.twat Mug
emo kid twat emo kids are very easy to spot because they are all clones. this is what defines an emo... .emos NEVER ever admit to being emo, except ot other emos already in their confidence. .not all emos cut themselves but if they don't they will definitely pretend to. Wristbands hide the scars. .you can't be blonde and emo. emo kids with any light shade of hair or red hair die it black. .it is very emo not to have you hair died professionally. true emos use boot polish. .emo clothing follows fashion trends (such as stripy tops/socks) closely as many emo girls are actually sluts... .emos wear converses. always. Its like, the law. .emo clothes usually have to be predominantly black.after that any colours are okay especially neon. .all emo girls fancy pete wentz. (fact.) .when emos go to rock concerts they usually go for underground bands because that's Cool and very emo. .no emo kid is allowed to look the slightest bit excited, or even interested at all, at a rock concert. even if it's their favourite band and the music is awesome. .at concerts you may find large crowds of people just standing there looking stupid. they're emos. .emo clothes can come from anywhere although watch out: it is very emo for emo guys to find their clothes at the flea market. Emo girls shop with their emo boyfreinds' credit cards. .eyeliner. emos can't live without it. guys wearing eyeliner:leave this to billie-joe and johnny depp. it doesn't look good on you. .emo music is all about rubbish usually. Emo kids writing songs: she dumped you. get over it. .emo music you cant be truly emo unless you love- my chemical romance. green day. fall out boy. dashbord confessional. hawthorne heights. afi. atreyu. avenged sevenfold. and anything in between is ok. .emo music is like, your life. .you indulge in ''experimentation'' i.e. snogging several members of the same/opposite sex who you don't even fancy just to see what it feels like. .a message to emo guys- it's OKAY for you to fancy other guys but dont get off with them and pretend to be straight afterwards. And dont snog them IF YOU DONT FANCY THEM, dorks. .emo kids think they are HARDCORE and NON-CONFORMING. they are all clones. .the lives of all emo kids are tradgedies from beginning to end. If its not tragic enough emos are resourceful and create/invent awful events in their lives that deeply damaged their psyche (APPARENTLY). .just like chavs, their are wayy too many emos in the uk. time to convert some of them to true metal. one last thing: emo guy spends ages in the bathroom: he's not pissing. HE'S DOING HIS HAIR. (2/5 face minimum requirement.) DONT BE AN EMO.TWAT
The Urban Dictionary Mug
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye
Just as expected, high quality
I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)
Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.
Fuck your mugs and your tees
Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.
good service, delivery time was quick
I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.
Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.
My dad hated it🤣
This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.
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