emo.twat Mug
emo kid twat emo kids are very easy to spot because they are all clones. this is what defines an emo... .emos NEVER ever admit to being emo, except ot other emos already in their confidence. .not all emos cut themselves but if they don't they will definitely pretend to. Wristbands hide the scars. .you can't be blonde and emo. emo kids with any light shade of hair or red hair die it black. .it is very emo not to have you hair died professionally. true emos use boot polish. .emo clothing follows fashion trends (such as stripy tops/socks) closely as many emo girls are actually sluts... .emos wear converses. always. Its like, the law. .emo clothes usually have to be predominantly black.after that any colours are okay especially neon. .all emo girls fancy pete wentz. (fact.) .when emos go to rock concerts they usually go for underground bands because that's Cool and very emo. .no emo kid is allowed to look the slightest bit excited, or even interested at all, at a rock concert. even if it's their favourite band and the music is awesome. .at concerts you may find large crowds of people just standing there looking stupid. they're emos. .emo clothes can come from anywhere although watch out: it is very emo for emo guys to find their clothes at the flea market. Emo girls shop with their emo boyfreinds' credit cards. .eyeliner. emos can't live without it. guys wearing eyeliner:leave this to billie-joe and johnny depp. it doesn't look good on you. .emo music is all about rubbish usually. Emo kids writing songs: she dumped you. get over it. .emo music you cant be truly emo unless you love- my chemical romance. green day. fall out boy. dashbord confessional. hawthorne heights. afi. atreyu. avenged sevenfold. and anything in between is ok. .emo music is like, your life. .you indulge in ''experimentation'' i.e. snogging several members of the same/opposite sex who you don't even fancy just to see what it feels like. .a message to emo guys- it's OKAY for you to fancy other guys but dont get off with them and pretend to be straight afterwards. And dont snog them IF YOU DONT FANCY THEM, dorks. .emo kids think they are HARDCORE and NON-CONFORMING. they are all clones. .the lives of all emo kids are tradgedies from beginning to end. If its not tragic enough emos are resourceful and create/invent awful events in their lives that deeply damaged their psyche (APPARENTLY). .just like chavs, their are wayy too many emos in the uk. time to convert some of them to true metal. one last thing: emo guy spends ages in the bathroom: he's not pissing. HE'S DOING HIS HAIR. (2/5 face minimum requirement.) DONT BE AN EMO.TWAT
The Urban Dictionary Mug
My brother Tom became an uncle & urban dictionary created a wonderful uncle Tom mug…
It is special to have a mug that has to do with my dad who invented a word when we were growing up. He passed away last year. Drinking from this mug is like spending time with him.
Quick turnaround time and good quality merchandise.
very cool kanye for me gave it to my crush and now were dating so yea
I bought a Prone mug and i love it its so good imma prone to the bathroom now brb
This mug gives my life purpose. It's what I've always said. Patience is a virtue and hard work never betrays. Ever since I was born I've been struck with one misfortune after another, but today it all paid off. I got my own mug, and I use it anywhere and whenever I can! Both of my legs are shattered because to my wife threw me in the middle of traffic and my windpipe is messed up due to me screaming all the way from the crash site to the hospital thanks to the unbearable pain I was feeling. Although even with all that's happened this is still the best day of my life. I suppose the only problem I have is that whenever I happen to look at my cup I get a little too happy. That causes problems because my life support can't handle my exhilaration, haha! I'm just kidding; that was just a little lighthearted joke of mine. I actually cannot afford life support because I spent all of my life savings on this fine piece of pottery. Not to worry though! I can get through the pain with my will and drugs - I mean medication. P.S. There are definitely no ghosts in the mugs. Just wanted to point that out in case someone was worried about that.
I bought two mugs as gifts for coworkers and they were very pleased. The print was clear and concise. Hopefully they last a long time.
Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)
Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.
BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.
Just what I expected! Thank you!
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
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