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Dear Diary Mood: Apathetic My life is spiraling downward I couldn’t get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry concert It sucks cause they play some of my favorite songs like “Stab My Heart Because I Love You” and “Rip Apart My Soul” and of course “Stabby Rip Stab Stab” And It doesn’t help that I couldn’t get my hair to do that flippy thing either…Like that guy from that band can do...Some days, ya know... I’m an emo kid, non-conforming as can be. You’d be non-conforming too if you looked just like me I have paint on my nails and makeup on my face I’m almost emo enough to start shaving my legs Cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag I call it freedom of expression, most just call me a fag 'Cause our dudes look like chicks, and our chicks look like dykes Cause emo is one step below transvestite Stop my breathing and slit my throat I must be emo I don’t jump around when I go to shows I must be emo I’m dark and sensitive with low self esteem The way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween I have no real problems but I like to make believe I stole my sister’s mascara now I’m grounded for a week Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies I can’t get through a hawthorne heights album without sobbing Girls keep breaking up with me, it’s never any fun They say they already have a pussy, they don’t need another one. Stop my breathing and slit my throat I must be emo I don’t jump around when I go to shows I must be emo Dye in my hair and polish on my toes I must be emo I play guitar and write suicide notes I must be emo my life is just a black abyss... ya know..it’s so dark. And it’s suffocating me, grabbing a hold of me and tightening its grip, tighter than a pair of my little sisters jeans...which look great on me by the way. When I get depressed I cut my wrist in every direction Hearing songs about getting dumped gives me an erection I write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses I tell my friends I bleed black and cry during classes I’m just a bad, cheap imitation of goth You can read me “Catcher in the Rye” and watch me jack off I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life If I said I like girls, I’d only be half right. I look like I’m dead and dress like a homo I must be emo Screw Xbox I play old school Nintendo I must be emo I like to whine and hit my parentals I must be emo Me and my friends all look like clones I must be emo My parents don’t get me ya know They think I’m gay just because they saw me kiss a guy… Well, a couple guys. But, I mean it’s the 2000’s. Can’t 2…or 4 dudes make out with each other without being gay? I mean, chicks dig that kind of thing anyways. I don’t know diary, sometimes I think you are the only one that gets me. You’re my best friend. I feel like tacos.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.

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Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.

Cole J.Jan 3

Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.

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Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10

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I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex

Cole N.Jan 2

Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.

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The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!

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The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!

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Great mug got one for my highschool crush

Gabriel Z.Jan 2

I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.

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Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!

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Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂

TiaJan 2

Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.

Hans C.Jan 1

I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again

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Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.

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Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire

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Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.

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Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!

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Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex

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As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.

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