emo jock
Extremely masculine young men with a fetish for dark music, clothing, and ideas, while still maintianing all the credibility of a popular kid. They manage to conform to both with out scrutiny from their peers because it is unsure weather or not they will go on an emotional killing spree, or hurl footballs at their faces. These boys are also highly skilled at climbing mountains while simoultaneously gauging their ears to double 0s, after which they will spend a long emotional night of campfire banter about the chicks they totally "went all the way with". As a general area of interest they also find shoting small animals out of trees to be pleasurable, right after they take it up the ass.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
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