emo boy

Kids and teenagers, who wear girls pants several sizes too small, with hair so straight and combed that they must not have a life. They usually travel in groups, and are easily identified because they cluster in "pecks" like jellyfish. Like jellyfish, they have no brains and no guts. They listen to music and cry. They also do not have feelings and are incapable of dying. This is due to the amount they cut themselves. The only way to kill one is to take off the head, with a bat or cudgel, because they are immune to blades. Fire doesn't work, but water will destroy their "hair", which coupled with their pants, is the source of their minions, the dim "emo girls" who follow them, like a tail follows a dog. This means that the emo kids can be put down like a dog, out of a love of our community. They are the opposite of Chuck Norris in every way, except for their almost magical ability to attract women.