Emo
THIS IS A DEFINTION ON WHERE YOU CAN FIND EMOS. Emos are like annoying little insects that you swat and they come back again, only much worse. You see emo gay guys making out on SIMS. You see 3/4 of the Youtube video population containing retarded slide shows on gay emo dudes, again kissing eachother or proposing to eachother. You go to every single local show and there will be a pit containing emo girls who apparently think that they are on So You Think You Can Dance. You go to every single dark depressing corner of the mall and you see emo children eating happy meals and snow cones. You go to Kmart and Walmart and you see ten year old emo kiddies buying sour straps with their mommies whilst having THREE holes in each ear pierced. At that age already. You go to the delivery sections of supermarkets and bus stops and see emo guys slouching together pretending they are depressed with this world, when really they are craning their necks trying to see if you are looking how in touch with their feelings they are whilst blowing half of their hair off their face without much success. And, finally, you will see them the most falling on their fat arses in skating rinks. Or, you could just go to local parks and watch two emo guys giggle together then pull a serious face once someone walks by to maintain their reputation. It's very entertaining.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

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good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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