emo
white kids, in the middle to upper class of society, ussualy between the ages of 14 - 17 who wear tight pants for guys this ussualy means girl pants and often pants borrowed or taken from a female related to them such as a sister. Emo kids often live in a suburban enviroment. They have hair that comes down to about the length of their cheek bones and is covering one eye. emo kids almost always are heard arguing with their mom or dad and most of their converstions end with a door slaming. "No one understands me" is their favorate line because they want to feel unique. (what they fail to realize is by being emo they are joining an entire subculture of people.) Emo kids often make up a small melodramatic story for every tiny imperfection they find in their fairly normal lives that is rarely different from the average kids life. emo kids travel in packs and pairs and prefer to hang out with people who have sympathy for their made up problems.(mostly other emo kids) emo kids sometimes take depression medication to treat their alleged depression that does not exist. They spend hours on myspace either making their page look sad, adding hundreds of either the same picture from different angles they took minutes ago or poorly edited pictures where eithr hue has been altered or the paintbucket tool has been used to fill most of the picture with black paint. Emo kids hang ussually go out with girls who ussually dump them within a month at the most. (ussually because the girl is tired of having two pussys) some emo kids take it to the next level and cut their wrists to gain attention because by about the hundreth time if they were trying to kill themselves they would have succeded by now. for all intensive purposes emo kids (ussually boys) are like a gay man who cant come out of the closet. Also emo kids are often heard asking for a hug from random people when they go somewhere because they want attention.
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War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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