Emily
Describing an Emily is a feat in itself, defining an Emily was borderline impossible but as a researcher in ancient humanology and low level intelligent life forms we can finally give a proper definition and a bit more life to the strangest specimen this planet has ever witnessed. An Emily with blue complexion shines like the sun, except this very shine is the grease of her hair and the ooze coming out of her blueberry pores. Delicate in nature with not a single strand of toughness in her body she stands flabby at 2 feet tall on a good day but the precise scientific measurement is 1 foot, 8 inches. Though she herself is not an Oompa Loompa there is direct lineage to the orange Wonka workers and is believed to be a northern ancestor who harvested Blueberries in Northern China during the dawn of the Ice Age. The blueberry lies at the very core of this creepy creature and without the constant consumption of it the pigment of her skin starts shifting to purple and her body shape molds in the shape of an Eggplant. An Eggplant wannabe; This change has a deep behavioral impact, dumpster humping every dumpster imaginable and eventually shifts into her ultimate rapper form Eminemily which devestated both the rap game and the world, most of the human population now enduring a life with no hearing.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
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My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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