Emerson Expressway

The custom mug was as described. The packaging was first rate, and the shipping was surprisingly fast.

I impressed and made my best friend laugh when he saw I was drinking out of it. That was worth all the cash in the world

Brenanaz (love it!)

Love it! No issues at any part in the process

I love this mug , it is the best present I have ever received, it reminds me of what I was snd where I am today. I am praying for my own downfall

A gift for my sis who got betrayed by her supposed to be friend. His loss for ever RIH stan

My brother is a marathon runner, but he’s British. Instead of drinking water from a bottle like a sane person, he uses this to drink his black tea during runs. Now I can die in peace knowing he’s drinking from a mug with the definition of the word “objectumsexual” for some reason.

Speedy shipping and as always love the mug especially since I created the word!

Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug

Thanks guys, I knew I was hot but not *that* hot

I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you

I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.

Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.

Best mug I have ever had

my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.

love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!

I got morb’d

WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!

WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY

This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!