Emerd
An Emerd is a mix between an emo and a nerd. They are extremely talkitive and males are usually gay. Some of their traits are: 1. Love of black 2. Love of nerd hobbies 3. Fear of happiness 4. Unrelenting fits of depression 5. Fear of never having a love interest 6. Wearing of glasses/sunglasses with pink rims/lenses 7. Obsession with having every single thing scheduled in their PDA or other type of nerdy planner 8. Psychological issues usually doing with egomaniacism, and stalking of women way out of their league The most popular hairstyle is two to three inches long in back, and swoops down to chin-length in front. Second most popular is the Sunday-School-Sam-Style. Both usually have a dark base color with lighter and usually unnatural colored specks. Combinatiaons are as the following: black/lime green black/engine red black/lemmon yellow black/hot pink grey/lime green grey/engine red grey/lemmon yellow grey/hot pink brown/lime green brown/engine red brown/lemmon yellow brown/hot pink Emerds are nice friends to have, if you find a slightly less talkative one. They are always concerned with your health and make good study buddies. How ever, they can be a massive endangerement to you sanity if they dislike you. They will use every word in their slow-growing vocabulary, particularly the word prep, and will drive you to the brink of insanity and sometimes beyond, as well as screaming the lyrics of his/her favorite emo song at you. However, if you are friends with one, it would be advised to keep emerds away from each other. In short it could result in an appocalyptic catastrophe. I just wouldn't be near them.
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