elmo

Teenager or adult with a perky attitude. Often speaks in a high pitched babyish voice. Often refers to him/herself in the third person. Colors everything in the lines with crayons, never uses black for clothing, nails, hair or decor. Obsessions: 1. Safety. Never touches razor blades, a steak knife or firearms. Buckles up. Always looks both ways, bus and bicycle safety expert. 2. Happiness. Answers promptly when spoken to. Generally gives a cheery response. May treat pets, plants, inanimate objects or strangers as special friends. 3. His/Her Own World. Unconcerned with the rainforest, Darfur, Dalai Lama, mental anguish, disappearing icecaps or the financial crisis. Offers gently teasing words to friends in difficulty (such as Mr. Noodle). Note: someone familiar with the original sesame street lineup may call this person "spawn of satan".